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Riding backwards down Willamette Street; and … It’s EPD Appreciation Day!

The reason I haven’t been blogging much, I think, is that I’m at a loss for words. It’s one thing to poke a little fun at our dear friends with crate bikes. But it’s getting weird out there.

Last month, I watched that guy ride a wheelie for six blocks down Pearl Street. He’s raising money to bring clean water to villages in Africa.

Today, I saw the freak bike with what appear to be real human pony tails. Or maybe they’re scalps.

Also today, I saw a guy riding a trick-bike backwards up Willamette Street. In the car lane. A good way, I guess, to keep an eye on motor vehicles approaching from behind.

But before I go any further, we need to pause because I have decided to declare today:

Eugene Police Department Appreciation Day

I don’t know if I’ll get many of you to go along with me on this, but let’s everyone stand up and give a round of applause to Eugene Police.

First of all, they recovered the Wheelie for Water guy’s bike, which was stolen a couple of weeks after I saw him. This is at least the second time I’ve heard of a stolen bike being recovered lately. I told you things are getting weird.

The second EPD achievement has to do with the guy riding backwards up Willamette.

He was headed north, at about 15th Ave., and he didn’t seem to notice the cop car coming south down Willamette. I think that’s because he was riding backwards.

Another guy on a bike, coming up behind me and the backwards guy hollared out, “Cop coming!” The backwards guy didn’t seem to hear because he had iPod earbuds in.

Well, we appreciate the officer, because the officer did not stop, ticket or arrest the guy riding backwards, even though we are pretty sure there is something in the Oregon Revised Statutes that reads roughly:

It shall be unlawful for a cyclist to ride a bicycle backwards, sideways or upside-down on the public roadway, even if it is a bright, sunny morning when all cares should be tossed to the breezes.

In fact, the officer — who was very definitely facing forward — appeared not to even notice that a cyclist had just sailed past his drivers-side window going backwards. In the middle of the car lane.

The following video is a rare piece of luck, my phone being set to Video accidentally. It’s really great that happened because if you think about a regular old still photo of a guy riding a bike backwards — it doesn’t really do much, does it? Sadly, I just missed the cop car going by, which happened a split second before this clip starts.

Here (sorry about the portrait mode):

I must have looked amazed after that spin move, because he just said: “Years of practice.”

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3 comments on “Riding backwards down Willamette Street; and … It’s EPD Appreciation Day!

  1. Wayne Whiting
    August 16, 2012

    I will definitely join you on EPD Appreciation Day. At the Cuthbert concerts all summer long cars are parked on both sides of the Leo Harris Blvd. in the bike lanes. We are left with no option but to drive our pedicabs in the left turn lane. The EPD graciously ignores this. To that we say thank you!!!

  2. skinnercitycyclist
    August 20, 2012

    Yes, I would also like to appreciate the complete lack of enforcement on asshole drivers by EPD and their incessant kowtowing to powers-that-be like U of O. And of course it is just lighthearted fun for some asshat to ride in a dangerous fashion (you glided right over the earbuds part) down a busy street in Eugene, because we are just so whimsical here! Now motorists will respect us! Thanks for a column that ranks right up there with the rankest of those by Don Kahle and Bob Welch….ewww.

    By the way, how about some coverage concerning the jerkoff at Oak Lane Apartments (1333 Oak Patch) who has three sprinklers going on the bikepath every morning during my commute and the city will do nothing about it? Yeah, Eugene is a great city for Farts in the Indoors….

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