In the Tour de France, the leader wears a yellow jersey.
In Le Tour de Milk Crate, the winner is bestowed — oh, come on, you can guess the prize for the overall leader of the race, can’t you …
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(DISCLAIMER: It should go without saying that all of the photos we present here in our coverage of Le Tour de Milk Crate are actual candid photos of actual innocent bystanders spotted in Eugene. No dramatizations or setups have been used, heavens no.)
Catch up on all of this year’s nonsense.