Category Archives: Le Tour de Milk Crate 2011

Le Tour de Milk Crate, 2011: Stage 21

Well, it looks like I have been dropped by my own fictional bike race after all. So we will just zip right to the finish. Yes, there has been a scandal — not unlike the one seen during the wild … Continue reading

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Le Tour de Milk Crate, 2011: Stage 18

Wow. We were in serious danger of being dropped by our own fictional race. But we we will fight our way back. Now, you might be thinking we’re overdoing this whole crate thing — and you’d probably be right. But … Continue reading

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Le Tour de Milk Crate, 2011: Stage 17

In the Tour de France today, the race detoured into Italy in order to ride on a really bad road. Riders ended the stage by heading up and over a sharp summit called Côte de Pramartino — a steep, narrow, … Continue reading

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Le Tour de Milk Crate, 2011: Stage 16

In the Tour de France, the leader wears a yellow jersey. In Le Tour de Milk Crate, the winner is bestowed — oh, come on, you can guess the prize for the overall leader of the race, can’t you … … Continue reading

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Le Tour de Milk Crate, 2011: Rest day 2

It is the second and final rest day of Le Tour de Milk Crate 2011, and you need to know that it only gets harder from here. Mostly for you. Assuming you’re still with us. We could give up now … Continue reading

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